Prada Pumps

This office manager in my office was just given adorable black patent leather pumps. They're even Prada. It was a gift from a friendly, small dog toting, gay man who seems surprisingly down to earth.

I want my gay pal (attn: Alex W.) to drop by with designer shoes on occasion, and let me pick up his dog (attn: not your real dog, he's too heavy to hold).